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20 Truths
Twenty truths about Iruka and Jiraiya's relationship. NEW 4/5

Beauty
Kakashi is beautiful. [Rated between R and NC-17] Citrusy.

Bleat
Raidou and Genma try something naughty.

The Blind drabbles
Short stories and drabbles about Itachi and Kisame, wherein Itachi goes blind. Citrusy, ratings up to a hard R.
Blind
Blind 2
Touch Me Not
Hero with a Whore
Taste of Sweet
Huddling Place

Blue-Eyed Demon
Iruka has a blue-eyed demon, but he rather wishes he didn't.

Cats
Asuma can always find another cat.

Come Outside
Kakashi's drunk, and Iruka won't come outside.

Clear as Day
Iruka can see Kakashi's face, as clear as day.

Dear Mr. Write
Kakashi and Iruka's relationship, summed up in notes and letters.

Dirty Little Secrets
Konoha has a dirty little secret.

Do You Love Her More
Temari hates that Shikamaru has a son. Het.

Domesticity
Domesticity is just not for everyone. Definitely not Naruto. Citrusy.

Don't Tell
A very creepy little story about child abuse.

Drown in Blue
And then she'd lost too much. Sequel to 'Losing Ino.'

Eleven Kisses
Eleven notable kisses in Kakashi and Iruka's relationship. [Rated S. For OH MY GOD IT MADE ME CRY. That makes sense. You just have to think like me.]

Error
Genma, on a mission with Kakashi and Neji, makes an error in judgement.

Face Paint
Kankuro knows it's wrong, but she's just so pretty. Mental incest.

Feast of Flesh
When the Aburame die, they aren't buried.

Failure
They want him to be the fourth Hokage, but he's already failed his team.

Fireflies
Sometimes, Kakashi remembers just how much he loves Iruka. Citrus.

Flowershop Boy
Being a father is hard, and scary, especially when there is no mother, and money runs out. Inoichi is always afraid. NEW 4/24

Gambling
Tsunade never wins, and Orochimaru knows this.

Goodbye Mr. Write
An alternate ending to Dear Mr. Write.

Grab the Sky
Sometimes, Sakumo is afraid his son will just fly away, like his mother before him.

Gray Skies
Shikamaru hates gray skies.

The Highschool AU
An AU series about Kakashi and Iruka, meeting in high school. Generally, the series is R.
This and Here and Now
Finally Happy
A Few Unbearable Months
Simple Accident
Maybe
Jumper

His Own Business... Damn It!
If Iruka wanted a night off, he shoud be able to have one--but Naruto has other ideas. Very, very vague citrus.

Hold My Hand
Everyone dies; some die violently.

How Bothersome
He doesn't know how to talk about feelings, so he just says it's all bothersome.

Impetuous Youth
Gai loves Lee, as much as he doesn't understand him.

The Importance of Being Kakashi
Kakashi's horny. That pretty much sums it up. [Rated R for a lack of sex. It makes sense. Trust me.]

Innocent
It's all ending, and Sakura had never even been kissed.

Insert Memory Here
There are some times that just stand out for Inuzuka Hana. NEW 4/5

Iruka's Alone
Iruka never did like being alone.

Iruka's Bathroom
Iruka likes his bathroom, even though every time Kakashi and Naruto leaves, it ends up pink.

Iruka and Lee
Iruka tries to help; Lee hopes Gai will be proud. NOT romantic.

Just A Little Crazy
Gai spends time with Kakashi, as Kakashi recouperates from an injury.

Kakashi Loves Iruka
A ficlet on Kakashi, loving Iruka.

Kakashi's Mantras
Sometimes, a mantra is all you have left.

Karaoke Crack
Drunken revelry, and the ninja of Konoha are asking the same question about Sasuke that fanfic authors ask: who does he sleep with?

Kiba, or the Lack of a Good Title
Kiba can smell everything.

The Kissing Game
Genma had forgotten how small the Genin were.

Little Prayers
Most ninja don't believe in God. Most ninja don't pray. But then, Gai isn't most ninja.

Locks
Neji doesn't bother with locks anymore; they don't do any good.

Losing Ino
Every time, she loses just a little bit more.

Love
Kiba doesn't understand the Aburame clan. Despite that, they might know a thing or two. Citrus.

Love and Marriage
All Anko ever wanted was Iruka, but all the ninja were broken, dead, and gone, and everything was just a dream. Het, citrus if you cross your eyes and turn around three times.

Loving Myself
Itachi's still his brother.

Mint
Hinata misses many things, but among them is mint tea.

Misadventures of Gekkou Hayate, Panda
Addiction is easy; stopping isn't. NEW 4/24

A Most Embarrassing Shade of Orange
Iruka's looks really can kill--as Genma found out the hard way!

Needless
Iruka's dead, and Kakashi has to break the news to team seven.

Nice Day
Hammocks weren't made for three people. But Jounin don't usually follow those kinds of rules, anyway. Vaguely citrusy.

No One Else
Iruka greets Kakashi, back from a mission.

A Novelty
Shikamaru likes her because she's something a little different. Het.

Ouch
iruka's a disaster in the kitchen, much to kakashi's disbelief. Citrusy.

Paper Cranes
[2], [3]
Kakashi keeps Iruka from breaking down. Citrusy. [Warning: unfinished, and the author says it will likely never be finished. But it's not a bad place to stop, and I liked it enough to archive it anyway...] [Rated R.]

Penguins and Colds
The Fourth has a cold, and his loving team is trying to care for him.

Perfect
Everything is perfect, and Iruka's happy.

Playing Dead
Kurenai is dead, and Kakashi is to blame. He helps Asuma in the only way he can. [Dark.] [Rated R for sex] Citrusy.

Poker, or Geniuses
There are some people with whom it's just not a good idea to play poker.

Pretty
Itachi has something to remember, but all he can think is how pretty Hinata is.

Primary Colors
Hana never thought cigarette-smell was comforting. Then she met Asuma. Het.

Prompts
Two drabbles written in answer to the following prompts: Iruka/Tsunade, Kabuto/Orochimaru.

Standing
Hinata can stand because Neji hates.

Strength
Every time she comes home, Anko remembers how strong Iruka is. [Het]

Tea
Gai gives Iruka tea, while Iruka breaks.

Tea
Rin and Kakashi only meet twice a year, now, and even then they don't say much.

They Don't Say
It's not what Iruka and Anko say, it's what they don't. Het.

Three Point Star
Three different ninja, with one thing in common: One. NEW 4/24

Quiet Voices
Some nights, Iruka can't sleep.

Rules
Among team Gai, there are rules.

Stubborn
Sometimes, Kisame is reminded that Itachi is still a child.

Understood
Ibiki thinks he understands Anko, though no one else does.

Untitled Drabble
Jounin are odd. Iruka knows this. But Kakashi takes the cake. Citrus.

Unopened Doors
There are doors in Iruka's house that don't get opened. [Vague het and slash]

Useless
Iruka is broken and dying, and Kakashi is useless. [Gore factor alert!]

Weakness
Iruka's weak.

What Is It?
There's a bug, and neither Iruka nor Kakashi is really sure where it came from.

Window
Iruka is fading away, gray like smoke. Citrus.

Wondering
Sasuke no longer wonders, and naruto never learned how. Citrus.


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