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Genma and Raido were hanging upside down, dangling precariously from ropes that were securely hooked to the rooftop of the building. The speed of which both men had managed to set up their gear would have astounded even the most experienced of shinobi. Lust truly was the most inspirational of emotions. With their ankles hooked to the rope, both men braced their palms against the rough outer bricks of the apartment building and attempted to angle their heads at just the right tilt to allow them to peer into the darkened bedroom. Just their heads were visible from the large window which was partially shaded by curtains. It was fortunate for the two voyeurs that Kakashi had decided to choose an apartment that was in the quieter, more secluded part of the Konoha village. Still, spying in broad daylight was a delicate business. They had to up the ent on the super-sneaky stealth mode and also the hearing jutsu. As such, the two men found it more practical to use rope rather than risk plunging to their deaths if they lost concentration while trying to focus their chakra on holding them in place.
Genma's hair was sticking out in all directions given both the constraint of his bandana and his inverted position. The portions that were not held down by the bandana curved out, giving the brown-eyed special jounin the appearance almost that of a sunflower. Or a particularly fuzzy mushroom. A senbon-sucking, really sexxxxy fuzzy mushroom.
'You're....cute' laughed Raido, unable to stop himself from making a Genma-type statement as he watched the long-haired man irritably try to return some semblance of order to his unruly locks. The scarred man's stiff spiked hair remained gravity defying as usual.
'Shut up' came the Raido-like reply from the increasingly annoyed special jounin. Genma finally yanked the bandana and hitai-ate off completely allow the wheat colors locks to fall freely, sticking perpendicularly straight out from his head.
'But you ARE cute!' chirped Raido as chirpily as a Raido-type person possibly could. He sniffed, 'And your head smells nice too. Like coconut. New shampoo?'
'Yeah.' Confirmed Genma. He added, 'It's supposed to add shine.'
'Works.' Admiring.
'Thanks.' Pleased.
'Don't mention it.' Indulgent. A gloved hand shot out. 'I really like the way it smells.' The scarred man had snatched Genma's bandana away from him and was sniffing it like a curious puppy causing the long-haired jounin's cynical heart to twing a little. He was barely able to keep a smile off his face.
'Thanks babe.'
'And you have a really nice dick as well.' The scarred man peeked out from over the material held against his nose, dark eyes twinkling, quirking lips hidden.
He just couldn't resist it. Genma's handsome face broke into a smile that probably only Raido and Genma's mother have ever been witness too. Sweet wasn't something that the usually sarcastic long-haired jounin did on a regular basis. Turning towards his lover, he propelled himself just a tad closer to the other man and leaned in for a soft kiss.
Smooch.
'Thank you. I like yours best too.'
'Well I didn't actually say that I liked yours bes- RRRUUHHPPHH!' Raido squarked out as the dark material he still held against his face was summarily rubbed in hard into said face, squishing his nose deep into the coconuty smell.
'Dickhead.' But the impish smirk that played across the long-haired jounin's face went against the curse.
Raido grinned, looking for all the world like a 13 year old boy rather then the 31 year old man that he physically was. Yes physically, mentally was another issue altogether. How long do goldfish live anyway?
'Hmmm...I'm not quite certain which part of "helping Kashi-san put on a shirt" our sensei is engaging in right now' commented Genma as he watched the pair in the bedroom finally proceed on to more licentious activities other than looking at shirts.
Kakashi and Iruka had taken much longer to get started that the long-haired man had originally anticipated. The young sensei seemed to have spent quite a while searching for just the right shirt, all the while valiantly, but quite unsuccessfully trying to hide the sulkiness in his tone as he reprimanded his Kashi for 'exposing himself' in-front of Genma and Raido. Iruka then finally settled on a shirt that looked exactly like the rest of the other uniform shirts in the pale man's closet. His sensei-type eyes clearly found something special in that particular shirt, something that the other shirts didn't have. Teachers were clever like that.
'Maybe "helping to put on" is actually a new secret ninja code for stripping off?' suggested the scarred man helpfully. 'We have been missing a couple of meetings lately.'
Kakashi was now leaning with his back pressed against the bedroom door, his silvered head tilted backwards, single exposed eye shut. His white teeth were gnawing at his lower lip as he tried to restrain the groan that was threatening to break free. True to his word, the young sensei HAD helped the jounin put on a shirt. However, that shirt was at that very moment completely unbuttoned, exposing wonderfully silky portions of the pale man's lean torso to the sensei's questing mouth. Iruka pushed at the material, impatient, causing it to slip off Kakashi right shoulder. He then latched on to the newly exposed flesh he found there, sucking hard then nibbling lightly before pausing to sneak a peek up at the dazed jounin.
'Kakashi-san?' murmured the young sensei as he swiped a nimble tongue teasingly over the exposed skin. Kakashi shivered as the gasp that he had been trying so hard to contain broke free.
'Whaaa?' The jounin appeared a tad confused. Why was conversation happening now? Conversation bad. Licking good. Sucking, well gosh darn it, sucking was even better.
'So we're agreed?' Nibble nibble lick lick.
'Hmmm? Whaaa? Ummmm....' Groaned the pale man as he wove his fingers through the chuunin's dark locks trying to get the younger man to focus on his task. Children now-a-days...so easily distracted. Oh gods...warm tongue...rough....
'Pay attention!' snapped Iruka abruptly, biting down on smooth, pale flesh.
'Ouch!' yelped the jounin, jumping slightly, blue eye snapping open. 'Yes! Yes! World-Clothes on. Ruka only - Clothes off. Promise!'
The young sensei's teeth gleamed as he flashed a satisfied smile. Content that his instructions were going to be strictly adhered to, Iruka resumed with his task of reducing the famed jounin to a quivering mass of pale, silky flesh. He seemed quite intent on leaving his mark on the jounin's fair skin as he placed wet open-mouthed kisses along the length of the taller man's starkly defined collar bones. Kakashi continued to squirm against the closed door, eyelids fluttering, his teeth once again sinking deeper into his lower lip.
Just then Iruka seemed to discover a particular spot that seemed to fascinate him and latched on, suckling firmly, unrelenting. Kakashi gasped blindly, eyes sliding shut as he tilted his head even further back to accommodate the sensei's skilled mouth. Pausing to inspect the darkish, almost purple-tinged bruise that had begun to form on the jounin's taut flesh, and obviously feeling pleased with his work, the young chuunin licked at the bruise once more before sliding the tip of his tongue to yet another unmarked area, searching, slicking seeking. The harsh groan that Kakashi let loose reverberated throughout the room as his lean fingers flattened against the wooden door he was leaning on, then clawed desperately for a hand-hold only to come up empty. Frustrated the jounin lurched forward slightly and grabbed at the younger man's slim hips, fingers digging in, clutching, squeezing painfully.
Control, control was good.
'Rukaaa...Gaahhhh' God, control was good but sucking was so much better.
Iruka finally found a new spot just above the other man's right collar bone that pleased him. He again pressed his wide open mouth firmly onto the jounin's exposed skin, licking, sucking, biting, forcing a rush of blood to the pale flesh, leaving yet another sign of his possession.
'Interesting. I think Iruka's actually trying to mark Kakashi so that he can't strut around shirtless.' Commented Raido from his upside down position.
'Go for it sensei! Puuuuuniiish him!' cheered the grinning upside down long-haired man.
'Ummmggghhh...Ruka...may...maybe now isn't such a...ummm...such a good time?' The jounin gasped out as the young sensei yet again began wetly lapping at the skin of his neck. Kakashi had noticed Genma and Raido but frankly, even with his weak protest, he really couldn't bring himself to give a fuck at the moment. The copy-nin arched his pale neck even further back, allowing the younger man more excess, groaning once more.
'What's he talking about?' whispered Genma, 'This is like the PERFECT time.' In his humble opinion, one he had taken pains to prove to Raido, sex during the day while others are at work or in school was THE best kind of sex, second only to make-up sex.
Raido had to agree. He did however think that sex while hiding out from enemies during missions was pretty darn hot as well. Probably had something to do with being forced to keep silent while cumming insanely hard. Genma usually had to shove his hand against Raido's mouth to muffle his yells. What? He was loud and proud. You try keeping quiet when STUFF was being DONE to you. He did however remember biting the younger man's hand once. Genma would have probably bitten him back if a flying kunai hadn't suddenly interrupted them.
'But Kashi-san, I have to-' Lick, kiss. 'I have to help warm you up.' Lick, lick, bite. 'You're cold.' Replied the chuunin equally breathless as he persisted in his quest to rid Kakashi of the terrible chill he had received standing around in only a pair of unbuttoned pants. Kiss, bite, suck. Yummy.
'Cold...yea...yes...I'm...ummm...cold...ummmm...don't...don't stop.' Came the moaned response. The jounin was definitely shivering right now.
Iruka slowly made his way up from the pale man's neck, licking a wet path up to his chin, using his nose to tenderly nudge and bump the jounin's face to just the right angle. Tanned hands slid up from Kakashi's lean stomach, stopping to delve inside the cover of the unbuttoned shirt causing the jounin to gasp out once again. The young sensei kissed the taller man in response and continued to slide his hands even further up the older man's body, touching, teasing, warming. Mouths opened, tongues tangled and fought, slick and hard. Both men pushed against each other, desperate for more contact. Kakashi broke away and took in a sharp breath,
'Ruka' he breathed. His pale hands reached out and ghosted over the chuunin's dazed face. Iruka's dark eyes were glazed, half-lidded, almost drowsy. 'Ruka' he repeated before once again pressing his lips harshly over the younger man's. It was Iruka that groaned this time, he opened his mouth even wider to allow his lover more and more excess. They fed off each other. Tasting, biting, sucking. Mesmerizing in their wantonness.
'I wonder what we look like.' Murmured Genma not taking his eyes of the occupied men in the bedroom.
'Huh?' said Raido, equally distracted. 'Oh, you mean when we're...' He trailed off as Kakashi shoved his hands down the back of the chuunin's pants, cupping his pert ass and pressing Iruka against him firmly. Grinding. Pushing. Pulling. The young sensei gasped frantically against the jounin's heated mouth. Kakashi then bit into Iruka's lower lip, tugging on it before drawing the swollen flesh fully into his mouth, sucking hard. The strangled, almost pained groan the young man made was clearly discernable from the window.
'Yeah.' Replied the other man tearing himself away from the enticing view to look at his friend. 'Maybe we should get a really large mirror.' Teasing.
'Or a recording device of some sort' shot back the scarred man, smirking.
'Oh Raaaaaido.' The long-haired jounin's brows shot up in surprise. That was something that he was more likely to suggest than his often shy lover.
'What?' came the innocent reply. The sides of Raido's lips tilted upwards just a little as he refused to look at the man hanging next to him. A light flush tinged his high cheekbones.
Iruka's fingertips had reached the area just below Kakashi's slender neck and the pad of his thumbs gently stroked at the prominent collar bones that existed there, one thumb concentrating on the bruise that he had previously left. Kakashi had always had good bone structure; sharp, elegant, dignified. Sleekness personified. The chuunin's thumbs continued to tease the silky skin with soft, circular motions, caressing lovingly even as his mouth moved fervently, greedily over the jounin's. Hot, Kakashi could surely feel the heat now. Blistering, intense, addictive. It was the young sensei who finally broke away, desperate for air. Both men were panting. The chuunin had left his mouth pressed lightly against Kakashi's and the taller man felt the words almost as much as he heard them as Iruka murmured,
'I used to worry....'
'Worry? About...ahh...about what?' whispered the jounin as he bit down delicately on Iruka's swollen lower lip, tugging lightly, teasing before releasing the sensei.
'That you'd...' The sensei paused and ducked his head, turning slightly to the left, away from Kakashi's intent gaze.
'That I would what babe?' Kakashi sighed, nuzzling into Iruka's nape before tucking his face in the downy warmth and inhaling, all the while indulging in happy little licentiously delicious thoughts. Personally, he would have liked to continue with the making out but Iruka seemed to have something important to say. Never let it be said that Hatake Kakashi was not an indulgent man. Especially where there was potential mind-blowing nookie involved.
'That you'd catch me.' The words left the chuunin in a rush as his face flushed with its trademark dusty rose pink.
'Stealing my underwear?' questioned the jounin his face still buried in the sensei's neck. 'No worries babe, I gave my black silk thong to you willingly remember?'
'Catch me watching you funny.' Mumbled Iruka, quivering faintly as Kakashi's lips continued to dance across his skin even after the jounin had ceased to speak actual words.
'Did Iruka just say he caught Kakashi watching him funny?' wondered Raido, amazed.
'Not exactly.' sighed Genma shaking his head slightly, rolling his eyes at the young sensei's sheer lack of any form of shinobi type observations skills what-so-ever. This was the ninja that was in charge of educating Konoha's future generation? Still, Iruka had other skills...
'He doesn't even know-'
'Obviously not.'
'Kakashi was STALKING him with his SHARINGAN.' Gaped Raido, incredulous.
'Yep.' Said Genma, nodding sagely.
'The kid's not very bright is he?'
'No.'
'Do we even NEED this invisibility jutsu? We could stand over them taking notes and Iruka probably wouldn't even notice till one of us slapped his on his pretty little ass. Hell, he'll probably believe it if I told him I was just swatting a mosquito so he wouldn't get bitten.'
'I don't NEED to TAKE NOTES' scoffed Genma deeply insulted.
'I just meant-' said Raido, 'Never mind. I think-' But before he could continue, the scarred-jounin was rudely interrupted.
'Ka...Kashi-san...I LOVE YOU!' Burst Iruka suddenly.
There was a sudden frantic but oddly silent commotion at the window. Then a loud bapth sound was heard just as Raido began to rant heatedly, almost pitching into the glass in his agitation.
'Oh shit. DUDE! Don't SAY stuff like THAT! Kakashi won't be able to-'
True to Raido's words, Kakashi did in fact react quite predictably to the young sensei's declaration. Pulling the chuunin even tighter to him, Kakashi pressed the sensei's face into his neck, pale fingers tangling in his hair, blocking out Iruka's sight as he replied,
'Ruka...Ruka...I have...I have to tell you something-'
'No no no no no no no...' continued the bugged-eyed scarred man still hanging at the window.
Something caught Kakashi's eye at that moment making him pause in his declaration. Frenetic movements were visible from the corner of the jounin's exposed eye. It was Raido. The upside down special jounin was violently shaking his spikey-haired head, making panicked gestures from his hidden perch at the window almost bashing in his nose against the window plane. Genma on the other hand, had vanished almost immediately after Iruka had professed his love for the pale jounin. The slack rope swung aimlessly without any weight to hold it in place. Kakashi ignored the frantic man at the window as he reached down to cup the beloved face of the young sensei in his palms.
'Ruka, I've done something stupid...I-'
At this very moment, both men were violently propelled forward (backwards in Iruka's case since he was technically facing the door. Mere semantics yes, but details are important to voyeurs, don't you think?) as the door to the bedroom smashed open. Genma had arrived to save the day. Raido thought he was going to wet himself in relief. He immediately bapthed himself into the living room and proceeded to join the trio now in the bedroom. What the scarred man didn't see was Iruka's immediately snap his head towards Raido's old position at the window the minute he had used his chakra to activate the transportation jutsu. The young sensei's eyes shot wide open in recognition of the chakra use and of its owner's signature.
'The fuck?!' Kakashi yelled as he struggled to right himself and Iruka from their tumbled position on the bedroom floor.
Genma hadn't exactly thought his plan though, all that went though his mind was this young academy sensei freaks even EE-BI-KI out. Must. Stop. Kakashi. It was these words, StopKakashiStopKakashiStopKakashi that echoed in his brain as he viciously round-house kicked the bedroom door in. The long-haired man just stood there now, speechless as he was confronted by the sheer rage in the pale jounin's eye and the utter confusion in the sensei's doe-like visage.
'What the FUCK are you doing you fuck-head?!' roared Kakashi again. Iruka winced slightly at the volume. He did however notice that Kakashi was very, very HOT when riled. Sexxxxy.
'Er, I was just....we thought that...I...erm...' came the succinct reply from the senbon-sucking man, his chest heaving with his recent exertions.
'GROANING!' burst in Raido from his position at the doorway.
'WHAT?!' Kakashi continued to yell even as he held on tightly to his Ruka and they stood there staring at the two special jounin.
'We heard GROANING and er...we thought you were sick...yes! That's it! SICK!'
Oh of all the stupid...if anyone was sick, it was Raido. Sick in the head. Genma closed his eyes at the sheer...the hell with it, it wasn't like he had a better explanation as to why they had summarily burst into the bedroom.
'Yes yes! We heard sounds like someone was moaning...and thought maybe you were hurt! So we erm...broke in because we were er...CONCERNED! For your welfare Iruka-sensei!' Genma decided it would be wise to add in the next sentence, 'We have ALWAYS been concerned about YOUR welfare Iruka-sensei! Especially while discussing the dangerous MISSION!' Genma wondered if he should have added a wink. Probably not, judging from the look of absolute incredulity on Kakashi's face.
'Is that why Raido-san was at the window?' questioned the young sensei looking for all the world as lost as a little doe-eyed baby animal-type creature. Iruka turned the full force of his doe-ness unto the scarred man.
Raido gulped. Gaaaaahhh...that was level NINE definitely. He said,
'Uhhhhhhh...........'
'Of course it was!' interrupted Genma, shoving the spikey-haired man next to him hard in the ribs. 'Raido! Tell Iruka how much we care for his welfare!' The long-haired jounin realized that he was ending almost all his sentences in exclamation points but he couldn't seem to help himself.
'I'm going to break your fucking necks.' Snarled Kakashi suddenly, he pushed at the homemade bandana that was covering his Sharingan and allowed the glowing red eye to become exposed. The look in his mis-matched eyes was now freakingly intense. Then the copy-nin made as if to move towards the two special jounin at the doorway.
'Kakashi asked us to keep a watch over you!' exclaimed Genma in an exclaiming manner.
'WHAT?' yelped all the other men in the room, Kakashi included.
'Right Raido? Didn't Kakashi ask us to do that?' The senbon-sucking man prayed to all that was holy that Raido's mental goldfish-ness wouldn't rear its bulbous golden head at this very moment. Please God.
'What? Oh right! Right right right!' Talking in exclamation points was clearly contagious. 'Kakashi DID tell us to do that! Right!'
Genma's senbon drooped and his eyes fell close once again. Oh for fuck's sake, if Iruka believed that proclamation...
'Did you do that Kashi-san?' the young sensei tilted his head up to peer at the pale man still holding on to him. Needless to say, he looked doe-like. 'Did you ask Genma-san and Raido-san to watch out for me?'
'Er...' replied Kakashi. He blinked. The Sharingan whirled madly, trying insanely to come up with an answer that would absolve him from all responsibility in this fiasco.
'OH KASHI-SAN!' The chuunin gasped out as he flung his tanned arms around the shocked jounin's neck and hugged him tightly. 'Thank...thank you! I love you so much! Really!'
'Er...' replied Kakashi. He blinked again. The Sharingan continued to whirl madly. It was making him kinda dizzy if truth be known. Had he been absolved of all responsibility in this fiasco?
'Gai-sensei was right about the three of you' continued Iruka as he clung on lovingly to his Kashi-san and nuzzled into the older man's neck, dropping soft kisses all over.
The three men in question froze.
GA...GAI-SENSEI?
A stunned silence fell in the bedroom tempered only by the soft sounds of Iruka kissing his way along Kakashi's clenched jaw. Finally, it was Genma that squeaked out,
'Gai-sensei?'
Raido thought he might vomit all over Kakashi's cracked floor.
'Erm, Ruka? Love?' Kakashi gently touched Iruka's chin and tilted the sensei's face up to his.
'Yes Kashi-san?' the young sensei chirped, smiling sweetly. His dark eyes were brimming with affection for the pale jounin in front of him.
'Why is Gai involved in this?' Oh please god let it not be so.
Iruka ducked his head, suddenly shy. Quietly he murmured into Kakashi's neck, so soft and quick that Genma and Raido had to lean forward and strain to hear.
'Iaskedhimaboutstuffthatyouliked' came the rapid, muffled answer.
'And?' prompted Kakashi, his heart rate continuing to increase.
'AndIaskedhimifyouwouldlikeme' came the equally rapid and just as muffled reply.
'Oh. Ok.' Said Kakashi, his breathing was starting to become more erratic. 'Iruka?' The jounin stroked the sensei's back in what he hoped was a comforting manner.
'Yes Kashi-san?' The younger man finally peeked up at his beloved.
'Why Gai?' The query was said calmly. Why by all that was sacred did you have to ask that insane green spandex wearing beast of Konoha? WHY?
'Because he said he was your ETERNAL RIVAL. He knows EVERYTHING about you!' burst out Iruka helplessly. He looked anxiously at the taller jounin. Was his Kashi-san angry with him for involving others in their relationship?
'What about us?' broke in Genma, his eyes were horrified, 'We were helping you!' And we're NORMAL!
'I asked Gai-sensei long before Raido-san spoke to me in the mission room.'
Iruka decided that there was no longer any need hide his alliance with the two special jounin. After all, he only did it so that he and Kakashi would live happily ever after. And there should no secrets between lovers, especially not at the beginning of a relationship. The young sensei was certain Kakashi would not only understand but agree whole-heartedly as well. His beloved was not only beautiful and sexy, he was also brave and honest and upright and just plain wonderful even if he did have the tendency to hand in his missions reports late, crumpled and sometimes sticky.
'And you told Gai about us?' whispered Genma. Oh CRAP.
'Yes, of course! I wanted him to know how wonderful the two of you have been.' Confirmed Iruka, smiling tentatively up at Kakashi to see how the older man was taking the news that he had talked to Genma and Raido about their love life. The pale jounin smiled back weakly as he mechanically continued to stroke the chuunin's leanly muscled back.
Like Raido, Kakashi was trying his utmost not to vomit on his own cracked floor.
'And...erm, what did he have to say about that?' Raido finally spoke up, the urge to hurl seemingly under control. For the moment at least.
Iruka tilted his head slightly as he thought about the spandex-ed sensei's reaction.
'He seemed especially fond of you Raido-san.' Iruka smiled as he looked over to the suddenly pale scarred man, 'Gai-sensei said something about how you've been talking about his clothing? And how he had to repay you for your comments? He was most pleased.'
Raido threw up a little in the back of his throat.
'Gai-sensei also said that he was looking forward to confirming Genma-san's skills and flexibility and how he could perform certain jutsus.' The young sensei continued, 'I think he was planning to challenge you Genma-san. To see who could DO it better. You know how he is.'
Iruka guiltily thought that if Gai-sensei were to challenge Genma-san instead of his usual eternal rival, he would perhaps not bother Kashi-san as much, freeing the pale jounin up to involved himself in ...other more pleasurable matters.
Genma was pretty sure the back of his left eyeball exploded just a little, his vision blurred.
The vision of Gai DOING stuff made Kakashi gag violently as he tried to swallow. When he choked Iruka immediately began patting him on his back, deeply concerned,
'Are you really catching a cold Kashi-san? Maybe I should have buttoned you up sooner!' The young sensei then proceeded to button up the loose buttons of the jounin's dark blue shirt. He then added in a whisper, 'And Genma-san and Raido-san are here as well. You PROMISED.' The last bit was said in a rather stern, teacherly manner that bespoke of punishment if disobeyed. Imaginably quite tantalizing punishment if one were to really ponder upon it...hmmm.....even in such a trying situation Kakashi's mind was already contemplating testing the young chuunin to see quite how far he would take his threat. Iruka was as earlier discussed, HOT when mad.
As such, in spite of his earlier nausea, Kakashi couldn't help but react to the possessive gleam he saw in the chuunin's doe-like dark eyes. He shivered and hugged the tanned sensei closer to him. Ummmm....caramel.
'Did he say anything else?' hissed out Genma.
'Well, when I saw him this morning-' Iruka turned slightly in Kakashi's arms to look at the long-haired jounin addressing him.
'You spoke to him this morning?' interrupted Raido sharply.
'Yes I did. Right before I decided to come here.'
'Oh. Wonderful.' Genma's lips attempted to twist itself into something resembling a smile. His lips trembled with effort. 'So, just for the sake of conversation Iruka-sensei, whaa-' Genma's voice squeaked slightly, he coughed and attempted to continue, 'Ahem, did...did he say? Did you tell him that you...er, I mean did you tell him anything?'
'I erm...' Iruka dusky-rose-pinked furiously, 'I told him that I was going to take the day off and I think he guessed what had happened.' The sensei then whispered to the pale man holding on to him. 'I didn't have time to tie my hair yet. You broke my only rubber band.'
'And what happened then?' It was Genma that burst in this time.
'Nothing much, I was in a hurry you see, I had to find a replacement for my class. Thankfully Gai-sensei volunteered to take over, he smiled and stuck out his thumb' The young sensei made the infamous thumbs up pose, 'and then he-'
Iruka began to imitate the green-clad jounin by trying to simultaneously cock his hip and thrust out his pert butt, wriggling when he couldn't quite get the position right. However, before he could illustrate the full nice guy pose, Kakashi grabbed at him and with a mixture of panic and fear, wildly shook his head, not able to take seeing any, ANY Gai-ness in his beloved Ruka.
'He didn't say anything else?' Perhaps nothing would come out of it? Genma certainly hoped so. The long-haired jounin was blinking quite rapidly in response to the previous display of fearful Gai-ness.
'No nothing else...he- oh wait, I almost forgot!' said Iruka suddenly, 'He said it wasn't important but if I remembered, I should tell both you and Raido-san when I saw you next that he really enjoyed looking in on you guys in your apartment last night.' Iruka smiled, 'I didn't know that you had a party.'
'Last...last night?' Before this moment, Raido hadn't realized that it was possible to regurgitate one's own vomit.
'Yes, he said he'll show you the photos after he had them developed.'
'Pho...photos?' Gemna's teeth bit through the metal end of his senbon in his mouth causing the remaining longer length to clatter, unheeded to the floor.
'Yes, something about your party trick? Gai-sensei was really excited about showing you the picture of that!' replied Iruka before exclaiming, 'Genma-san! Your...your needle!'
'I think I need to sit down.' Was the only statement the senbon-breaking shinobi made as he walked, dazed-like to the living room and plonked down heavily on the old couch. Genma continued,
'If we're going down, you're going down with us.' This comment was of course, directed at the pale jounin.
To be continued....dum dum dum.....
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