Real conversations heard and/or participated in. Abridged only for coherence's sake. Listed in no particular order.

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"Last time in my 118 class, Bill, my instructor, asked me what I was going to dress as for Halloween. I told him, 'A tramp.' He looked at me. I looked back. 'You know what a tramp is, right?" I asked. 'Yes, I know what a tramp is,' he said. Then he said, 'You know, if I was walking down State Street and I came across you with purple hair and punk clothing, I wouldn't be surprised.' I take that as a compliment." "I wouldn't exactly call that a compliment." "I have odd fashion tastes." "Yeah, I'm just starting to realize that." "Only just starting?" "Okay, I should have realized that a long time ago. . ."